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Blue Velvet (1986): ***--

David Lynch has always been a hard director for me to critique. His style is, to repeat the obvious, dreamlike and confusing. But with Blue Velvet there is a compelling air of mystery the whole way through. I was not confused as much as I was in, say, Mulholland Drive. The acting performances are stilted and out of place, but that brings a sort of hypnotic feeling to scenes where you just get sucked in, like you're watching aliens solve a mystery. To be honest I enojoyed it the most out of every . The performance of Frank Boone was the dramatic element this film needed to sell itself near the end of the film, and it felt almost Hitchcockian in the way that we're watching a well-paced, well shot mystery with not a lot of bells and whistles hanging from it.


Shrinking (2023): *----

Shrinking is an obnoxious display of the vapid minds of the gleefully out-of-touch valley writers that Apple TV somehow employs. It seriously hurts my brain watching this show as the plot becomes distracted by the absolutely cringe-inducing social commentary and twee banter between our wonderfully diverse and inoffensive cast. Harrison Ford is woefully miscast, and Jason Segel is still irrelevant after all these years coasting off of Freaks and Geeks / How I Met Your Mother fame. Someone get me a trash can to puke in.