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Why are you even here?? Was it because you were trying to manually type in a url? What kind of mad man does that in current year? Geez, I bet you don't even have a tiktok account. Maybe take a step back for a second and think about your life: You're probably, what, a 35, no 36 year old Californian dude, just moved out of your parent's house in the suburbs maybe five, six years ago? You're doing pretty well for yourself financially and have reached this point in your familiarity with all things tech. Web-based apps is a core part of your job at mid-sized tech firm 38 that one moves to once they leave the post-university CS meat grinder that is Amazon. I bet after one particularly good day at your niche little firm that makes you sooo interesting at parties, you decide to go home and do what you do best: plop your keester on your uncomfortable gamer chair at home, load up that neocities bookmark, and just go to town. Who wouldn't? Then, obviously my website would appear since it's so popular, and you think to yourself, "I bet this guy has secret pages or links inside this website somewhere!". So you do what your 8th grade teacher taught you to do and you double-click that behemoth of an address bar up at the top there, and you type in some stupid shit like: https://usefultidbits.neocities.com/secret.html, smiling with a smug satisfaction with yourself, as you know that www isn't needed for webpages anymore, and that https is more secure than http, but you don't know exactly why or how both of those facts are true. But whatever! you don't dwell on those thoughts of intellectual inadequacy! You are the smartest guy you know! Your finger hovers over that enter key, knowing there's about a 90/10 shot it'll work and load up some premium kino, so you do the deed and smash that button. Heck, you don't even look at the screen when you press enter, you're just so confident that it'll net you a secret page that you go to the kitchen and mix yourself some chocolate milk or some shit to revel in your victory.
You've got your chocolate milk (with a straw for extra sippability) and you sit back down at your goon station. What a surprise awaits you when you take a wayward glance at your 144Hz monitor and countenance this page! Oh no! 404 Error, It can't possibly be! Your world comes crashing in around you as you grapple with the fact you may not be as clever as you had perceived yourself to be! So you click off the screen without reading the oddly large amount of text on an otherwise standard error page, and you instead try to bolster your shattered ego by booting up CS2 on your smurf account, pwning poor silver 1s even though on your main account you're whatever is above silver 4. Maybe even shade some kiddos in the voice chat while you're at it. You look out the window after you managed to knife someome from behind when your team is 13-4 and think: "God Bless America".
